Florida recounts and other big news.

Looks like three Florida races are heading for recounts. The governor's race is narrowing, with Andrew Gillum gaining votes, the Senate race is narrowing with Bill Nelson gaining votes, and now the Agriculture Commissioner race has flipped to the Democrats.

Democrats always gain votes in recounts. They will never let an election go, they will always question the legitimacy and send in a million lawyers to make sure they take whatever they can get.

My prediction: Gillum and Nelson will gain thousands of votes in a recount, and the Democrat candidate for Agriculture Commissioner, Nikki Fried, will build an even bigger lead. Recounts don't ever go in the other direction. The Broward County election system is the most corrupt in the country, and has been investigated and successfully sued for election fraud. Hopefully Rick Scott and Trump and will jump into that fight. We'll see.

Meanwhile, Stacy Abrams still refuses to concede the Georgia gubernatorial race. Another example of a party unwilling to stop scrapping and clawing for every inch of ground they can take. Would be nice if "our side" had a party like that, but they're too busy being "better than that", and "not stooping to their level".

Next up, we have a bunch of votes being "discovered" in Arizona, and now the Democrats seem to be about to flip that Senate seat. I'm sure the ghost of John McCain is smiling on that, and Jeff Flake must be very proud.

And in other news, Ruth Bader Ginsburg broke some ribs and was hospitalized after she took a flying leap, probably when she found out the Republicans still (probably) hold the body of Congress that is responsible for replacing her corpse with a real, living and breathing judge. Please say the correct prayers for the situation. The CORRECT ones.

But wait! There's more!

A mass shooting that I can be blamed for took place in Kalifornia. Why can I be blamed? Well I'm a white male, so start there. I automatically shoulder 25% of the blame for literally everything on it's face, once it's confirmed that an event took place at all. Then we find the shooter was also white, and a male. Blame game bumps to 75%. Shooter was a veteran (former Marine), so that pretty much pushes above 95%.

But we're still waiting on the blame recount. I predict it'll hit 100% by Saturday. Either way, I absolutely MUST have my firearms confiscated from me, and the same goes for you too.

Here's how that'll go down, assuming you're not willing to turn over your entire collection to your local Kommissar in exchange for a $50 gift card.