Ebola moves from Congo to Uganda.

Here we go, boys and girls.

Recently the WHO stated that they were “encouraged” by progress in containing the Ebola outbreak currently taking place in the Congo (the premier vacation destination that it’s always been), and surprise! They were wrong. It’s in Uganda now, has already killed Ugandan patient zero, and moved on to two other Ugandans. As Aesop points out, that’s what they know of. Ebola has an incubation period of 21 days, so every report is at least that late.

Until Africa advances about another 200 years, this is what’s going to happen. The problem is that while we have advanced fully to the year 2019, our leaders seem to be hovering at the same room temperature IQ as the Congolese and Ugandans. There is simply no explanation for why we haven’t closed off that Jenkem bottle of a continent to all incoming and outgoing travel by air and sea to and from the US, or actually, all of North and South America and Europe as well.

Unless...